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Its happened again!!
That man, who was our neighbour have started his usual behaviours again.
It was monday night part 10pm, I turn on the generator
That our neighbour arrived from the club and start dancing to the sound of my generator.
I questioned myself: "what happen to this man?"
I replied myself: "Oh! He has drunk too much of alcoholic drink, thats what make him dancing to the sound of generator!"
So, i too start mimicking him and feature him in dancing. He start eclaims "Hey, huh, yeh, haa , huh, yeah yeah" to the generator sound. Suddenly i off the generator and say: "Can't you see its night, why are you shouting!"
He asked me: "Who sing the song" (He mean the generator sound)
-I laughed and replied: "Its petrol and cabulator that sing the song!"
He tell me to replay the generator sound as music for him, then i ignored him outside.
Please if i make you laugh a little, then follow me @masterkraft #boysmile.

Service jokes, copied from mah buddy

(1)hmm i lent credit from my mtn sim since 2014 and i refuse to pay back, the mtn agent have been giving me some unneccessary offer's so that if i put card, they will withdraw it, then i refuse to pay the 3k i borrowed, its about a decade now i have been ignoring them, hmm suddenly as we speak now, i got an sms message saying "Dear mumu customer, may thunder fire you there, ah swear we will meet in heaven, if u no pay, which kinda life be this one? Chaii we will track u down, i swear if catch you, your blood go dry" hahahaha yocliqers do u think i should pay back?

If u mistakenly told your brother that u want to use the toilet, who will first reach the toilet?

You Your brother Me

• Total votes: 1 · 2 days left

Don't spoil the fun!!!!

DON'T LIE
When did you realised that the word POLICE stands for "PUBLIC OFFICER for LEGAL INVESTIGATION and CRIMINAL EMERGENCIES"?

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Please vote for my little sister for a singing competition on Facebook 9JA Star child and d steps are there thanks yocliqers

I am back,who miss me?

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• Manchester united
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DON'T LIE
When did you realised that the word POLICE stands for "PUBLIC OFFICER for LEGAL INVESTIGATION and CRIMINAL EMERGENCIES"?

@sherizo, @tynash, @josh, @uniquegee, @valli9, @abigail, @tolani, @masterkraft, @csi, @karani, @horlar, @samyjis, @everyone...@yocliq

Which envelop contain d chek wit d followin statement?
E1:dis hav d chek.
E2:dis doesnot hav the chek
E3:d first does not hav the chek

Envelop 1 Envelop 3 Envelop 2

• Total votes: 4 · 5 days left

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*there are some 2go tricks you need to know here for free*
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Note:you must have #30 naira in your account
2, HOW TO RECOVER YOUR 2GO PASSWORD HERE IN NIGERIA OR OTHER COUNTRY THAT USES 2GO
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Peopld would easily forget your good deeds.

What a poll!

Bro. sherizo had 45 sheep, All but 9 of them ran away.

How many sheep does he have left?

• 50%
• 9.

• 25%
• 45.

• 25%
• None.

• Total votes: 8 · 4 days left

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