Hmmn! Soldier life in not easy oo.
(I mean to learn & do soldier's training is not easy). Let me gist u one thing about me and my master whose my trainer:
Me: Yo! Sir, good morning.
Master: Morning (in a frankled faces)
Me: Sir! I'm ready for the training.
Master: Ok! Why would you wear long trouser.
Me: nothing sir!
Master: Masterkraft!
Me: Yes sir!
Master: Sit on the fire.
Me: You say?
Master: I say sit on the fire!
Me: sir, what concern fire in training to be soldier?
Master: Assume a house is burning, you need to enter the burning house and safe all the insects in the house cause their life are also important!
Me: Master! Ke pa re.
Omo, I quickly step on J

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There is one man beside our house which people named him "Lekulodo". He is like a mental-human but not also a mental-human. So one day on a sunny day, He left home to buy garri, he buy garri come home but he forget to buy sugar and groundnut. So he put the garri on the floor cuz he his senseless! He went to buy sugar at the 48th house far from his home. So these big big rats came to his home, Him to also forgets that he has many rats living with him thats why they named him "Lekulodo". Before he enter his house, he noticed something dragging the garri nylon > so he take footsteps silently. Suddenly he entered, he found the three big big rats dragging the garri nylon. He is also smart cause he is also a local hunter, so he catched one in these rats.
Has me was sitting outside, I noticed a voice, could you believe what? The man lay the rat on a bench and started beating its body! I shadow whats happening and say "Such a fool person". I now realize why they give him a nickname.

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#morning_joke
That small twins girl no know wat do am, When i dey house jejely con dey browsing. She suddenly ran to me and shout "Brother! Brother com and look snake, it has want to enter my twin sister bumbum"
I too do like person wey ready to fight snake and rush without handling any tool to hook the snake!
I reached there and asked "Twins, Where is the snake you went to called me for?" I don't see any snake am just looking around all the hidden places & holes to found the snake. Suddenly both twins laughed together, and they both shout "Hoobbi, Its April fool"
I be like slap dem but i realize i also fool them that "A Rat is smoking"!

What are the words that contains consonant letters only and sweetable to pronounce such as... Without no stress-pronounce?
My own exmp: Hmmm, Hmmmn, Shh!
What of yours?

The body gets older but the soul rocks!!!😉

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2. Warning!!!
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What is a noun?
I want to know those that are good in biology

3. U are dating a yahoo boy and you want him to be true to u
person who lie for a living

4. Facebook is now becoming a total mess
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Am i bread???

5.Ladies,stop wasting looking for mr. right, just find mr. left and drag the idiot to right

6. I want for a night prayer at one church......so in the midst of the prayer session, a member touched my shoulder and said YOU WILL WALK", i didn't understand because i have no disability on me... when i got out of the church my transport money had been stolen
INDEED I WALKED

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What make u dating ur boyfriend / girlfriend?
Vote & drop ur cmt. I wanna know if there is true love in life!

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If you still remember the movie titled Bahuballi. Where was bahuballi died to?
1). During the first war of Kalekiya.
2). During the misunderstanding between him & balla.
3). During the second war of Kalekiya.
4). During the time he is chasing the miscellanous lady.
5). During the fights on hills.
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Which color is the most beautiful?

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Paul have started again now!
Girls pls be smelling your boyfriend before you hug him.
Today when we just play football finish, all our trousers were dirtied with sand dust.
Suddenly, paul girlfriend's called him and told him to meet him in her workshop. Guess one thing that paul does? He don't bath all the dust away and change his cloth but he just put some little water on his hand and use it to clean the dust on his trouser! I laughed till i fall down and he said "Thats how nigga does!"
Boys that don't do this, is that how all boys do?

You see! Its happened again!
One guy dey chat my girlfriend on facebook, He message her say "Hi" and my girlfriend also replied him!
For not too far... As they were both chatting, the guy text her say "Baby have you bath, Have you also eat?"
By the day evening, my girlfriend gist me all about what the rubbish guy is texting to her!
By night, I message the guy same on facebook and he also replied me cuz he no get work always online.
I text him say "Bro, why u dey question my girlfriend that have she take her bath?"
He replied me that "Say nah you pretend like the girl am chatting with, so how did you know?"
I replied him "Am not pretend cuz am not living fake life! Its my girlfriend told me all your fucking msg!"
He sent the laughing emoji and i reply "Why laughing bro? Dey play?"
He also replied "Bro you are not serious, Is nah only go date that pretty girl?"
I replied that "You are also fool! If i can't only date her, then lets cut her into two!"
I gave him blocking and last msg "You dey mad bro!"

Who's your best French singer

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Jagaban ONCE SAID ?

Jagaban once said??