Boys dey vex oo

Its happened again!!
That man, who was our neighbour have started his usual behaviours again.
It was monday night part 10pm, I turn on the generator
That our neighbour arrived from the club and start dancing to the sound of my generator.
I questioned myself: "what happen to this man?"
I replied myself: "Oh! He has drunk too much of alcoholic drink, thats what make him dancing to the sound of generator!"
So, i too start mimicking him and feature him in dancing. He start eclaims "Hey, huh, yeh, haa , huh, yeah yeah" to the generator sound. Suddenly i off the generator and say: "Can't you see its night, why are you shouting!"
He asked me: "Who sing the song" (He mean the generator sound)
-I laughed and replied: "Its petrol and cabulator that sing the song!"
He tell me to replay the generator sound as music for him, then i ignored him outside.
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If u mistakenly told your brother that u want to use the toilet, who will first reach the toilet?

You Your brother Me

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#Today
Who is he? The mother asked,
I screemed, BoyAnup! Whats meaning of all this jargons?
Though nothing happen. He replied;
I shouted "Lets go home" But i don't even know what he was doing with the mother, I just go home angrily and left him there.
I returned home, Mom said "Fawaz, Where are you coming from and so where is your younger brother?". I don't know what to say becuz i left him with one another's mother, though i don't know what they planned to do, but i guessed! Becuz he too like rubbish!
So i replied mom as a prank: "That my brother fucking another mother"!
Now i don cause trouble with that big prank i lied on him, No way to retell mom that what i said recently was full of prank!
How do i do this? She call Ndubuzi who lives beside our house and was also a Man O War to come and hide at the back of door, when BoyAnup enter-in and he should grap and punish him!
Me I just ran away to our family nearby house to stay becuz i regret of being make a prank for mom!
Guys, What should i do now??

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Which envelop contain d chek wit d followin statement?
E1:dis hav d chek.
E2:dis doesnot hav the chek
E3:d first does not hav the chek

Envelop 1 Envelop 3 Envelop 2

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Bro. sherizo had 45 sheep, All but 9 of them ran away.

How many sheep does he have left?

• 50%
• 9.

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• 45.

• 25%
• None.

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