Service jokes, copied from mah buddy

(1)hmm i lent credit from my mtn sim since 2014 and i refuse to pay back, the mtn agent have been giving me some unneccessary offer's so that if i put card, they will withdraw it, then i refuse to pay the 3k i borrowed, its about a decade now i have been ignoring them, hmm suddenly as we speak now, i got an sms message saying "Dear mumu customer, may thunder fire you there, ah swear we will meet in heaven, if u no pay, which kinda life be this one? Chaii we will track u down, i swear if catch you, your blood go dry" hahahaha yocliqers do u think i should pay back?

If u mistakenly told your brother that u want to use the toilet, who will first reach the toilet?

You Your brother Me

• Total votes: 0 · 2 days left

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#Today
Who is he? The mother asked,
I screemed, BoyAnup! Whats meaning of all this jargons?
Though nothing happen. He replied;
I shouted "Lets go home" But i don't even know what he was doing with the mother, I just go home angrily and left him there.
I returned home, Mom said "Fawaz, Where are you coming from and so where is your younger brother?". I don't know what to say becuz i left him with one another's mother, though i don't know what they planned to do, but i guessed! Becuz he too like rubbish!
So i replied mom as a prank: "That my brother fucking another mother"!
Now i don cause trouble with that big prank i lied on him, No way to retell mom that what i said recently was full of prank!
How do i do this? She call Ndubuzi who lives beside our house and was also a Man O War to come and hide at the back of door, when BoyAnup enter-in and he should grap and punish him!
Me I just ran away to our family nearby house to stay becuz i regret of being make a prank for mom!
Guys, What should i do now??

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I am back,who miss me?

I am back,who miss me?

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When did you realised that the word POLICE stands for "PUBLIC OFFICER for LEGAL INVESTIGATION and CRIMINAL EMERGENCIES"?

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Which envelop contain d chek wit d followin statement?
E1:dis hav d chek.
E2:dis doesnot hav the chek
E3:d first does not hav the chek

Envelop 1 Envelop 3 Envelop 2

• Total votes: 4 · 6 days left

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2, HOW TO RECOVER YOUR 2GO PASSWORD HERE IN NIGERIA OR OTHER COUNTRY THAT USES 2GO
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3, HOW TO HACK YOUR FRIEND 2GO
4, HOW TO INCREASE YOUR 2GO STARS
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What a poll!

Bro. sherizo had 45 sheep, All but 9 of them ran away.

How many sheep does he have left?

• 50%
• 9.

• 25%
• 45.

• 25%
• None.

• Total votes: 8 · 4 days left

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Every morning we are born again what we do today is what matters most

Do fish ever feel thirsty?

• 0%
• Yes

• 80%
• No

• 20%
• Hmmm

• Total votes: 5 · 1 day left

Which device are you mostly using too browse yocliq all time?

iPhone Android Computer Handheld

• Total votes: 1 · 5 days left

Setting goals is the first step in turning the invisible into the visible

Stress your brain a bit

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