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1. I HEARD one of my neigbour's child today singing..... palents risten to ya childlen,we are d lizards of tomollow,tly and paid our school figs,,and give us d lest edumention

2. Warning!!!
Don't use calculator!
What is a noun?
I want to know those that are good in biology

3. U are dating a yahoo boy and you want him to be true to u
person who lie for a living

4. Facebook is now becoming a total mess
how can vijumilk be sending me friend request
Am i bread???

5.Ladies,stop wasting looking for mr. right, just find mr. left and drag the idiot to right

6. I want for a night prayer at one church......so in the midst of the prayer session, a member touched my shoulder and said YOU WILL WALK", i didn't understand because i have no disability on me... when i got out of the church my transport money had been stolen
INDEED I WALKED

7. Crushing on of without letting of just know it calle crush abuse

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States And Capital
Snake And Carpenter
Abia - Who am i
Adamawa - Loyal
Aklwaibom - You know
Anambra - Your car
Bauchi - Buy chip
Bayelsa - Na Yanga
Benue - My cousin
Borno -My deal go real
Delta - Asanwa
Edo - Begin sitting
Enugu - A new good
Imo - Old way rain
Cross River - Climb her back
Ebonyi -i buy kuli kuli

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What make u dating ur boyfriend / girlfriend?
Vote & drop ur cmt. I wanna know if there is true love in life!

• 33%
• Money

• 0%
• Beauty

• 33%
• Habits

• 33%
• Real love

• Total votes: 3 · 6 days left

If you still remember the movie titled Bahuballi. Where was bahuballi died to?
1). During the first war of Kalekiya.
2). During the misunderstanding between him & balla.
3). During the second war of Kalekiya.
4). During the time he is chasing the miscellanous lady.
5). During the fights on hills.
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#indian
#movie
#bollywood
#comment
#brain_teasing

Which color is the most beautiful?

Yellow Green Blue Purple

• Total votes: 3 · 5 days left

You see! Its happened again!
One guy dey chat my girlfriend on facebook, He message her say "Hi" and my girlfriend also replied him!
For not too far... As they were both chatting, the guy text her say "Baby have you bath, Have you also eat?"
By the day evening, my girlfriend gist me all about what the rubbish guy is texting to her!
By night, I message the guy same on facebook and he also replied me cuz he no get work always online.
I text him say "Bro, why u dey question my girlfriend that have she take her bath?"
He replied me that "Say nah you pretend like the girl am chatting with, so how did you know?"
I replied him "Am not pretend cuz am not living fake life! Its my girlfriend told me all your fucking msg!"
He sent the laughing emoji and i reply "Why laughing bro? Dey play?"
He also replied "Bro you are not serious, Is nah only go date that pretty girl?"
I replied that "You are also fool! If i can't only date her, then lets cut her into two!"
I gave him blocking and last msg "You dey mad bro!"

Who's your best French singer

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• Dadju

• 43%
• Tayc

• 0%
• Tiakola

• 43%
• Master Gims

• Total votes: 7 · 12 hrs left

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Who's your best French singer

#bdi_king

• 14%
• Dadju

• 43%
• Tayc

• 0%
• Tiakola

• 43%
• Master Gims

• Total votes: 7 · 12 hrs left

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Fear Girls
I just met my ex and she was kissioi her new boyfriend in front of me. i was watching them and she saw me then she kissed him more and asked of what i was doing there. i told her my wife is pregnant and i an here to buy baby stuff and i am very very happy. i spoke as he she asked how i was feeling. i proceed in the store as she was looking at me, i bought 3 buckets,diapers, a baby seat and a baby bed with sponge with soaps them i called a taxi and left she and her boyfriend were looking at me and i felt good. Now,my issue is, he you know any women who has birth, i an selling bucket,diapers,baby seat,snapp and sponge. Please HELP me i was supposed to in and pay our compound electricity bill with the money


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"Chuckles" whoa!! Hahahaha childhood memories, three years back on ss1, could nt help it but laugh.. I can't believe I missed all my sec school gee mate's, though we were five comared troublemaker's me, justice,aboubakar, success and Joseph..

And unforgettable memories, sigh.. University life is loading...

New life loading...

New friends loading..

New trouble finding loading..

No uniform life loading..

Serious relationship loading..

Hmmm its tearful we were not going to meet again, due to we were not studying xame course..

Justice wants to study micro biology

Success wants to study MBBS

Aboubakar wants to study nursing

Joseph wants to study computer science

And I wants to study (EEE) electric/electronic engineering.. though wasn't what i want.. kinda change of mind..

Stay tune University pics are loading... "Smirks"

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(1) i cant stop laughing after my friend uses his last MB Download Iron man3 marvel studio.. Only to come and see a man named marvel ironing his cloth for 30min in a studio.

(2)yesterday i offend my mum, she starts beating me, then i pretend am dead, ehh she starts crying and regreting why she beat me, omo then she finds out am pretending. Chaii then she continue beating me.. 9ja mum no balance

(3)Hmm person died, you come dey gather cry, person wakes u gon dey run, my village ppl whats ur mission??

(4)if a man smoke is called smoKing. And if a woman smoke is called smoQueen. They will not teach u this at sch Lol

(5)pls guys stop dragging weed if u knew u cant handle it, now my frnd is busy explaining to his parent how he grew up an orphan. imagine

(6)i never know say high dey hight till when i use 3hrs 36min 5sec looking for my phone under bed using my phone torch i was lookin 4

(7)Maths be like A plane treveling north and wind blow am to west calculate the age of the pilot

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