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1. I HEARD one of my neigbour's child today singing..... palents risten to ya childlen,we are d lizards of tomollow,tly and paid our school figs,,and give us d lest edumention

2. Warning!!!
Don't use calculator!
What is a noun?
I want to know those that are good in biology

3. U are dating a yahoo boy and you want him to be true to u
person who lie for a living

4. Facebook is now becoming a total mess
how can vijumilk be sending me friend request
Am i bread???

5.Ladies,stop wasting looking for mr. right, just find mr. left and drag the idiot to right

6. I want for a night prayer at one church......so in the midst of the prayer session, a member touched my shoulder and said YOU WILL WALK", i didn't understand because i have no disability on me... when i got out of the church my transport money had been stolen
INDEED I WALKED

7. Crushing on of without letting of just know it calle crush abuse

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