What's going on?
1.i have never seen someone who lies more than a pregant woman,she will be like-sweetheart ur baby want to eat chicken and drink small shout.....

2.if my parents normally return the money they borrow from me when i waz small,who is davido or peter obi compared to me...

3.timothy carry 3k enter boutique go test the trouser of 36k now zip
Don spoil as i dey talk so na the shop,him dey,dey mop since morning

4.it raining u are telling someone daughter to enter ur house..
Timothy
Are u noah abi ur room nah ark Pls o

5.cameroon and pidgin shaa!!!
Me:timothy the fuel wey dey inside the generator e plenty or e small..
Timothy:e plenty small...

6.biology teacher:what is found in the cell ?
Timothy:prisoner's
Teacher:getout of my class 6oy