LIKE A THIEF AT NIGHT
A man caught a thief last night in
his kitchen.
Just when the man was about to
raise alarm,the thief said,
"Do you remember what i said in
the Bible?,i said i will come like a
thief at night", " i have come
again. Blessed are you among
men that you've stayed awake
as i told you."
The man looked at the
thief,smiled and replied, sir,
you've fallen into the hands of
Pontius pilate again"