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10 Jul 23
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The student is very intelligent
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07 Jul 23 · 🙄 Annoyed
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A Nigerian man living abroad
called his mum and said,
"Mom, I've got HIV and so I am
coming back home."
The mom bēgged him not to come
back home.
Surprisingly, he asked her why
she said so.
And the mom said, "if you come
home, your wife will get it and
she will give it to your brother.
Your brother will give it to our
house girl and the house girl will
give it to your father. And your
father will give it to me, and I will
give it to our driver. And the
driver will give it your sister, and
if your sister gets it, she will give
it to the entire villagers.
So we are counting on you to dīe
alone abeg.
called his mum and said,
"Mom, I've got HIV and so I am
coming back home."
The mom bēgged him not to come
back home.
Surprisingly, he asked her why
she said so.
And the mom said, "if you come
home, your wife will get it and
she will give it to your brother.
Your brother will give it to our
house girl and the house girl will
give it to your father. And your
father will give it to me, and I will
give it to our driver. And the
driver will give it your sister, and
if your sister gets it, she will give
it to the entire villagers.
So we are counting on you to dīe
alone abeg.
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06 Jul 23
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So yesterday my neighbor
Celebrated her daughter's 5th
birthday and I helped
to serve the guests food and
drinks.
A lot of people came, Young guys,
girls, our Neighbor's friends,
colleagues and their children. The
music was loud, and everything
was going just fine.
At a point i noticed that this
young guy was trying to get my
attention,but I was very busy so
I couldn't go to answer him.
Towards the end of the party,he
signalled for me to come again,
and I felt he wanted to ask for
my number, cause the guy was
fine.My spec, but you know we
gats fight ne walahi
I walked straight to him and told
him ,I know why he was calling me, that I was not interested in any
relationship and I'm not going to
give him my number.
He looked at me with a surprised
look and Said, " I just wanted to
tell you that the Chicken you hid
in your Pocket is Showing"
Celebrated her daughter's 5th
birthday and I helped
to serve the guests food and
drinks.
A lot of people came, Young guys,
girls, our Neighbor's friends,
colleagues and their children. The
music was loud, and everything
was going just fine.
At a point i noticed that this
young guy was trying to get my
attention,but I was very busy so
I couldn't go to answer him.
Towards the end of the party,he
signalled for me to come again,
and I felt he wanted to ask for
my number, cause the guy was
fine.My spec, but you know we
gats fight ne walahi
I walked straight to him and told
him ,I know why he was calling me, that I was not interested in any
relationship and I'm not going to
give him my number.
He looked at me with a surprised
look and Said, " I just wanted to
tell you that the Chicken you hid
in your Pocket is Showing"
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06 Jul 23
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All football fans in the house notify yourselves and the club that you are supporting......... As for me am a die hard fan of Manchester United, what about you!??
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04 Jul 23
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At a dinner filled with
friends, neighbors and
extended family
members.
A little boy of about 8years
was ask to lead in prayers
"he started dear Lord,
"Thanks for giving me such lovely
perent.
Thanks for our visitors and their
children who came today
to eat all our food and ice
cream,
Bless them so that they won't
come again.
Forgive our neighbors son who
rem0ve my sister's clothe
from
her body and wrestle with her
this afternoon.
Lord God this coming Christmas,
please send clothe to all
those
nàked ladies on Dad's laptop
And provide shelter for those
homeless men who always
stay in
mommy's room when Daddy is at
work
Amen
friends, neighbors and
extended family
members.
A little boy of about 8years
was ask to lead in prayers
"he started dear Lord,
"Thanks for giving me such lovely
perent.
Thanks for our visitors and their
children who came today
to eat all our food and ice
cream,
Bless them so that they won't
come again.
Forgive our neighbors son who
rem0ve my sister's clothe
from
her body and wrestle with her
this afternoon.
Lord God this coming Christmas,
please send clothe to all
those
nàked ladies on Dad's laptop
And provide shelter for those
homeless men who always
stay in
mommy's room when Daddy is at
work
Amen
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04 Jul 23
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03 Jul 23
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LIKE A THIEF AT NIGHT
A man caught a thief last night in
his kitchen.
Just when the man was about to
raise alarm,the thief said,
"Do you remember what i said in
the Bible?,i said i will come like a
thief at night", " i have come
again. Blessed are you among
men that you've stayed awake
as i told you."
The man looked at the
thief,smiled and replied, sir,
you've fallen into the hands of
Pontius pilate again"
A man caught a thief last night in
his kitchen.
Just when the man was about to
raise alarm,the thief said,
"Do you remember what i said in
the Bible?,i said i will come like a
thief at night", " i have come
again. Blessed are you among
men that you've stayed awake
as i told you."
The man looked at the
thief,smiled and replied, sir,
you've fallen into the hands of
Pontius pilate again"
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20 Mar 23
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Davido: he performed in world cup final
burna boy: he will perform in ucl final
wizkid: as for dis one he performed in calabar champions league
burna boy: he will perform in ucl final
wizkid: as for dis one he performed in calabar champions league
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20 Mar 23
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Chelsea fans i feel like crying for you guys, consis10th fans
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27 Jul 22 ･
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Who is the funniest novice
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27 Jul 22 ･
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What is Nigerians best food?
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26 Jul 22
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26 Jul 22 ･
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All international music lovers, who is your best artist
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25 Jul 22 ･
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Who is going to win this year premier league
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