A Nigerian man living abroad
called his mum and said,
"Mom, I've got HIV and so I am
coming back home."
The mom bēgged him not to come
back home.
Surprisingly, he asked her why
she said so.
And the mom said, "if you come
home, your wife will get it and
she will give it to your brother.
Your brother will give it to our
house girl and the house girl will
give it to your father. And your
father will give it to me, and I will
give it to our driver. And the
driver will give it your sister, and
if your sister gets it, she will give
it to the entire villagers.
So we are counting on you to dīe
alone abeg.