**me sitting inside a bus smilling**

Passenger: bros. This one wey you de smile, hope all is well?

Me: hmm, e get one girl wey i de follow since, so today she just called me and told me to come over!

Passenger: wow!

Me: i'm even going there prepared. I bought two packet of c*nd*m! Ready to strike! She go feel me today.

Passenger: are you serious!

Me: no be small thing! Let me show you her picture sef. Let you see the big ny*nsh.

**shows him her picture**

Me: you see am!

Passenger: wait oh, no be chioma be this?

Me: eheh???

Passenger: my daughter??

Me: ?_?_?