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Two unemployed guys were talking.. One say

"I'm going to became a lion tamer"

The other replies "Thats crazy, you dont know nothing about lion taming"

"YES I DO"

"okay answer this ques.. When one of those lions comes at you roaring and bitting what you gonna do?"

"I Will take that big chair they all carry and stick it in his face till he backdown"

"Well what if the lion take the chair with his big paw claws and throw it out of the cage.. What u gonna do?"

"I will take the whip they carry and whip him till he backdown"

"What if the lion bite the whip with his big teeth into two.. What you gonna do?

"I will take the gun they carry and shot him"

"what if the gun doesnt work?"

"I will pick up some shit on the bottom of the cage and throw it in his eyes and run out"

"What if they ain't any shit in the bottom of the cage?"

You ain't thinking clear..If the lion throw the chair,bite the whip and my gun didnt work..Men they is gonna be a shit on the bottom of that cage u can bet on dat"