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I met a girl on monday at motor park, after a tittle conversation with her. I wanted to leave and desire to collect her phone number.

After she gave me the number i said to her

ME: Hey babe i didnt catch your name

HER: Okay am dike sandra thelma vera but feel free to call me (DSTV) in short form and you?

ME:(i no fit carry last) Well, am Godwin obinna tochukuwu vicor.. you can call me (GOTV)

And i have friend like..

Felicia ukamaka eloka linda (FUEL)

Christian babatunde noah (CBN)

Adewale ibrahim tejuoso (AIT)

David victor daniel (DVD)
Nice to meet you..

HER: Shift lemme fainted!!