MORNING JOKES:
1. No matter riches you are, You will still have to walk into your bedroom.
2. Becuz i now visit her home, The 2nd week she was told she's being impregnant. Now mummy joshua con dey say nah me impregnant her cuz she saw me get out from her room!
3. When some boy see a girl being gifted many jwelleries, money and expensive goods, Some MALE will be like praying to God to turn them into FEMALE!
4. I was in the kitchen frying the pap, Now i'm hungry she told me to drink the rice! April fool.
5. When they say you are a strong man and very powerful! Bro, you are not a strong man untill you fight the LION and remove all it tooth.
6. Yes ma, i thaught Jesus left his blood becuz of man, but you are leading to death, Can boyfriend leave his blood for you?
7. Don't think you are wise, untill you have no believe in those Tortoise folktales!
8. Ten years ago you was in U.K, You came back home and dey telling all your people about beautiful as U.K is. Local Local (no dey travel again)!
Good morning!