Dating Form for who needs a partner

MasterDating Researcher pub.

Your name __________
Name of partner you will like to date ________
Full residentials address __________
Phone number __________
NIN no. ________
ATM's pin ______
The 3 no. at the back of your ATM _____
Height ______
Stature __(fat|thin|water body|normal)
Age ______
Education __(schooling|graduated|uneducated)
Complextion ______
Partner's complexion you'll like to date ______
Partner's age you'll like to date _____
Gender _____
Facebook page/name _______
Eye colour ______
Hereby, me ______ sworn that I will never leave you and I will never cheat on you till we part
I approved to submit this form with the amount of $__000
Date form filled __/09/2024
Parent/guardian signature _____
Witness signature 1 ______
Witness signature 2 ______
Doctor signature _____
Lawyer signature ______
Ex signature ______

E no plenty na, or wetin do your big head
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LET'S PLAY WITH the suffix: "ANT"
1. 5 ants + 5 ants = tenants
2. An very smart ant = vigilant
3. An imported ant = important
4. An ant that process a event = consultant
5. An ant that vibrate devices = vibrant
6. An ant that hardworks and tell truths = tolerant
7. An ant that very bold and tall = giant
8. An ant that listen to words carefully = gallant

We are here in the university of Yocliq, I study Postology
What course do you also study
Commentology? Gameology? Chatology? Followlogy? Duelsology? Ignorepostology? Likeology? Viewology? Replyology? Repostology? Groupology? Saveology?

... Let's see which course are more over than others

You!--Read this shorts to the end
A free competition was hosted in my area, while they say each couple (husband and wife) will backed carried themselves and jump over a 4 motor tyre...
They will be giving each couple that successfully jumped it an amount of $100
So everybody start jumping it and receiving their winned money...
There are one very incredible couple stay tuned there, they went to stay at the last because they don't want others to mock them... And the couples were special creator which are "A drawft Husband and a very fat and bigged stomach Wife"
They keep looking what others natural couple were doing and they looked at themselve for several time...
Now it's their turn, (pls judge this)

How will they backed carry themselve to jump the tyre and receive dollar?

Note somethings here:
1. A boiled waterleaf for vegetable doesn't have much vitamin than the raw one
2. A fried vegetable oil, nut oil, grandnut oil & soya oil doesn't has protein than the raw one
3. A 1 boiled egg with yoak has vitamin than 2 fried egg

1. You can't see your ear and neck without mirror
2. You can't count your hair
3. You can't split out your tongue and be breathing
4. You just tried NO.3
6. You tried NO.3 and you see it's possible, can you now see how you look like a bull dog.
7. Because you don't know you are fooled
8. You skipped NO.5 because I insult you with NO.6
8. You recheck again maybe you truly skipped NO.5, can you see you are fooled
9. You read the end of my post

Impossible actions you can't do
1. You can't be laughing and crying at same time! Don't try it
2. You can't franked face and smile face at same time
3. You can't sit on the floor and be sewing cloth on sewing machine
4. You can't naturally use 1 hour in a river or pool
5. You can't recording video and watching another video at the same time on one phone
6. You can never see your neck without glass, see idiot, you are trying it!
7. You can't be looking front and back at same time.
#note_this

DON'T EVER TRUST ANY MAN THAT'S PROMISING YOU ON BED BEFORE HE KNACKED YOU, ALL WHAT HE SAID WAS DROPED BY MENDULIES OBLIGONTA, NOT MENDULLA OBLINGONTA BECAUSE HE IS HORNY

If being ugly is a crime, this person should has be in jail

This are lions! Idiot don't correct me I know its a elephant, sorry I made mistake, it's a bufallo

Never thinks you are "stupid" There are people that are "more stupid" than how "very stupid" you are... But the "most stupid" one's is the one reading my meaningless quotes without ignoring... See idiot, you say in your mind that you are not stupide right, after you readed it finish, you now know that you need to ignore it? Can you now see you are the "most very stupid"

Most girls I hate most are the one with very big boobs, chai!! You and her dey go on street na everybody go stared at her...

Beauty rates of some Naija female musician
1. Yemi alade - 95%
2. Qing madi - 95%
3. Nonso amadi - 85%
4. Aramide - 80%
5. Niniola - 85%
9. Teni - 80%
10. Tiwa savage - 85%
11. Guchi - 95%
12. Ayra starr - 90%
13. Asa - 80%
14. Waje - 85%
15. Seyi shay - 80%
16. Dija - 85%
17. Baggheti - 85%
18. Bloody civilian - 90%
19. Enny - 90%
20. Simi - 90%
Boss peoples, prove me wrong?

Quotes: No matter how tall you are, YOU can never see how tomorrow will looks!!
#note_this #good_vibez

There is alot of things, people that had make you damn, feel pain and sad sometimes... Shall it be well "The pains and sadness shall turn to rain of joy in your life"
If you believe say amen in your mind!

If all social media decides to return back our used data and help us convert it into dollar, How much money do you think you will receive in dollar?

Our babies are smaller hahaha

Eh this nowadays kids were so funny oo
I tell my younger brother (7years) child to help me tell mum to give him egg that we wanna play table tennis. Think what he tell for mum
He said "mum, brother tell me to bring egg that he want to play table pennis"
Am just laughing since morning
Not table pennis, na table pussy

I've never see a ugly nigerian female musician. All were beautiful!!

Qing madi
Tiwa savage
Ayra starr
Guchi
Fave
Morravey
Asa
Teni
Bloody civillian
Waje
Yemi alade
Tems
Aramide
Candy bleakz
Simi
Dj cuppy

All these mentioned were 100% beautiful

May the most expensive coffin/casket ever right to you and your family!
Say amen if you want to live long life!!

After she ate the yam and egg that I cooked by myself and I tell her say "oyah nah, omoh am horny"
She now lied tell me say she be virgin and I tell her "you virgin? What of the day u're moaning at Samad's room?"
She lied that she was toileting
I fainted! eheh

It seems like all this mosquitoes has resume back to bed, so I need to drink one bottle of sniper and one bottle of dd force to rub my whole body to avoid them.
Hope am on the right way?

You can not drink a water dat contain little black dirt!
But you can drink a garri dat contain many black dirt!
so what's the different between the water dirt and garri dirt? abi garri dirt gives you vitamin?

Hiss, my android don spoilt again! Right now I dey use java mobile and I need facebook app. guys please where can I get a quality facebook java app?

Nigerian Ss3 students don sign out bayi!
I wish you all best of luck and early admission into higher institution maybe university / polytechnic in the name of God!
And don't forget to credit my aza for your success in graduating senior secondary school!!!

Hey guys, Am sorry for posting this late, I just receive my phone now from engineer shop!

Happy Birthday To Me!
Am +1 today

May God continue his blessings, provisions & protections on me and you reading this post!!

June product, Where are you guys

#june
#birthday
#plus1
#masterkraft
#others

The story why letter ABC follows themselve!

Letter A was a person who was very hardworking.
So one day, letter A is on his way to work where he met letter X in a critical incident, his two leg both scatter through the injury he has thats why his leg not straight till now.
So letter A help letter X and carry him for treatment.
On the way where letter A was carrying letter X for treatment, they met 2 jolly friend who was letter B & letter C.
Letter B & letter C was a vigilant. So they chance letter A that where do you see the person you carried, letter A says, I saw him in a critical incident so I help him.
Letter B says "no! You kidnapped him"
Letter A says "no! As my name means Assume anything, I need to assume if he can survive"
Letter B too replied, my name also means "Believe nobody"
While letter C too says, my name means "Confirm everything"
Letter B says "So I don't believe u". Letter C too says "Letter B, lets confirm first"!
They left letter X and walk away, so 3 of them became friend!!

I told you, Population of male on Yocliq is much than female on Yocliq

Deal or no deal? Who wan confirm