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Who's your best French singer

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• 14%
• Dadju

• 43%
• Tayc

• 0%
• Tiakola

• 43%
• Master Gims

• Total votes: 7 · Final results

What do you believe in

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A proffessor studying psychology went to a psychatric hospital for the first time.

His mission was to know how mad people get well and study their behaviour whether the medicine that the psychatrist are giving them are working or not so they may need change

as he enter the hospital he have a couple of words with the psychatrist and he insisted that he wants to know how do they know if a mad man gets well?.

they toke him to the room him where all mad ppl are and they bring a big board with a car drawing on it.

after the mad people saw it they started rushing to enter the car drawed.

the proff was shocked after he see one mad man aside smilling at those one rushing to enter the car.

the proff. Smile and said wow we got a healed one there i think the medicine is working but lets ask him first to confirm

"Hey why didnt u go and enter that car?"

the madman smile and said "let them go and be rushing and pushing each other they are not going anyhwere cuz i got the CAR KEY

the proff fainted.

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*ESTHER was black and broke hmm but when ESTHER Get money

ESTHERBLISCHED

*ELIZA Is not a gambler but when ELIZA see odds hmmm

ELIZA_BET_H (BET)

*CARO was black ehhh.. but when CARO see lotion hmm

CAROWHITE

*FAVOUR Wasnt writting in the class cuz she not get pen.. So painfull. But when FAVOUR stole pen Hmmm..

FAVOURITE (WRITE)

*HOW TO ASK GENDER IN PIDGIN?

"Hey You Be boy? ABIGIRL??"

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Go and check yocliq duels, you will see the duel of two admins. The admin of #explora.top and #yocliq.com, @itsbgold and @tynash respectively. Please who will you vote for? @tynash[yocliq] or @itsbgold[explora]?

Which of these will display "Hello World!" as output without any error?
a. <?php
$txt=hello world!
?>
b. <?php
$txt="world!";
echo "hello $txt";
?>
c. <?php
$txt="world!";
echo "hello $txt;
?>
d. None of the above

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English: if Theo Walk At Night,Theo might Get Lost
Pidgin:if Theo waka For Night,TheoPILIUS
English:it Will Take A While Before Dan Arrive
Pidgin:Dangote
English:jason Started It
Pidgin:Na JASON STATHAM
English:it's Ramsey dat knows Her
Pidgin:Na RAMSEY NOAH
English:Are You Videoing it
Pidgin:U DAVIDO
English:olamide is Bad
Pidgin:OLAMIDA BAD OOOO
English:how Did U Know
Pidgin:how u TEKNO
English:He Might Know
Pidgin:He Phyno
English:i Thought His Is A Girl... But He's A Boy
Pidgin:i Think Say Ma Girl.... BURNA BOY
English:The Song Belongs To Sam
Pidgin:Na samsung
English:it's David Eat Baked it
Pidgin:Na David BECKHAM
English:selena will Fart
Pidgin:SELENA GOMEZ
English:Their Belly
Pidgin:DEMBELE
English:how Did U Know Dat I Told Him To Knock your head
Pidgin:how U TECNO say ITEL an Make Im NOKIA head

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1. Two children in their mother's womb saw a d!ck coming on

Baby 1.heey look,daddy is coming to play with us
Baby 2. Shut Up, u have on sense, that not daddy, is uncle emmanuel,daddy don't use to cover his face with plastic while coming to play with us
you will see, this one will not give us milk when he finish

2.A 5years old son catch their parents having sex in the might

Boy: hey,dad what are u doing.?
Dad:oh son am putting fuel in your mom stomach
Boy:Wow,that means mom stomach contain a lot of fuel bcuz i saw uncle Richard putinig that same fuel in the morning when you went to work
Mom: fainted

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