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When A Nigeria Lady Tell You that She Will Marry A Handsome Man,she Is Not Talking About A Man That Is Handsome but A Hand With Some Money

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REASON WHY SOME PEOPLE DON'T GREET ELDERS IN THEIR VILLAGE
Some village old women are too much. just greet an old women and she will tell u story of your generations......

"good morning maama"
old woman: "good morning" is this not chinedu the son of ebuka the man who raped two girls before getting married to chioma the daughter of palm wine seller who fell from a palm tree while staring at the buttocks of nannozi the the village famous prostitute who aborted sixteen pregnancies before getting married to Buchi the musoga from the neighbouring village....... is it not your grandfather mzie katende that died of madness!!!!....eh..... so you have grown so big now.... very wonderful

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1. Two children in their mother's womb saw a d!ck coming on

Baby 1.heey look,daddy is coming to play with us
Baby 2. Shut Up, u have on sense, that not daddy, is uncle emmanuel,daddy don't use to cover his face with plastic while coming to play with us
you will see, this one will not give us milk when he finish

2.A 5years old son catch their parents having sex in the might

Boy: hey,dad what are u doing.?
Dad:oh son am putting fuel in your mom stomach
Boy:Wow,that means mom stomach contain a lot of fuel bcuz i saw uncle Richard putinig that same fuel in the morning when you went to work
Mom: fainted

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A girl missed her period 2 month ago, her mom took her to the clinic for pregnancy test of which it was positive. Embarrassed, her mom said,who is the pig that got you pregnant?, the girl picked up her phone and made a cell. An hour later,a young handsome man drove in ferrari to the girl house.
Good evening, the man greeted...Your daughter told of the problem in the house. i can't marry for now because of my family issues,but i promise i will take care of her for rest of her life and if she give birth to a girl, i promise to buy has a mansion, 2 jeeps and 1 million dollars. if it's a boy, i'll buy her houses in a country side, 5 jeeps, 2 big factories and 5 million dollars in her account. if it's twins, i'll do anything she asked. But if there's miscarrige,what do you suggest i do?

The girl father silently pat the young man on his shoulder and said, my son,if there is miscarriage,you'll sleep with her again

which country and state this man from

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