#ST0R¥°_T!M£^

(1)hmm my roommate stole my gf`s number from my phone, that idiot is busy sending love messege to his sister

(2)hmm my landlord is busy calling me a thief just becuz i sanitize his chickens and quarantine them in my fridge

(3)you will never see african parent kissing or hugging inform of romance but boom! 12 childrens baba emeka how comes??

(4)if she cheats on you pls dont beat her just give her fake money to market they will beat her 4 u lolz

(5)david carry 3k enter boutique go test the trouser of 26k, now zip don spoil, as we speak na the shop wey he dey mop since morning

(6)have u noticed that after u finished scratchting ur itchy anus the devil will always whisper "now smell ur finger my child"

(7)bae i swear i love you, even if they ask me to choose between you and trip to america, i promise i will be thinking of you. in the plane

8, i remember when i was a kid i was dumb,i thought judges use to wear indomie in their head, but now that i grow up old i finally understand na spaghetti