DJ mistakenly play “as e dey pain them omoh e dey sweet us”for burial. right now the DJ has only 11 teeth left
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Last year I had only a pair of boxer but now guess what I never chop since money
Life is not like nollywood films :grinning:

Life is like a coconut,the more you break it.....favour I don't know jare.I can't kill my self to motivate you. If you wan give up give up
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Thieves broke into someone’s house, searched everywhere but
found nothing. Out of anger they started flogging the guy
telling him to work hard. Abeg make una find me work to
do oooo, because if those thieves enter my own house, they
will kill me.
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HOW I SPENT 2022 EASTER
I ran into a church carrying a brand new knife
and asked,
"Who is a christian here?" The whole Church
went as silent as a
grave yard. I asked again, "How can a full
Church have no christian?". No one replied. Then
I grabbed
the nearby young man and went out with him
and told
him, "Come and help me kill my chicken for
Easter
because I don't know how to do it". After the
young man had killed the Chicken, � he told me
that he didn't
know how to skin it and that I should go back
to the Church and get someone else to help me .
I
returned to the church with the knife again
dripping with blood . When the Pastor saw me in
the church with blood dripping from my knife, he
immediately
shouted, "My Brothers in islam, Sollu Ala nabbiy
kareem
The whole church responded Sala llahu alayhi
wasalam.!!!
Don't laugh alone!!!
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Teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students this
question: John if you were on a date having dinner with a
nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to
the bathroom?
JOHN: "Just a minute, I have to go and pee."
TEACHER: "That would be rūde and
impolite.How about you musa?"
MUSA: "I'm sorry, I really need to go to the tøilet."
TEACHER: "That's better but still not nice to say the word toilet.
Oh Emmanuel, how about you?"
Emmanuel: "Darling, may I be excused for a moment? I've got
to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope
to
introduce to you after dinner."
teacher faīnted
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