Hello world! Who missed me?

@josh mind yourself. I'm not the owner of @cletus and @valli9 account. I'm a female and @cletus is a male.

Lets see the brilliant ones here, but no one is dummy. Now answer this simple question

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What's greater than God and more evil than the devil. Rich people want it, poor people have it. And if you eat it you will die?

>>>comment your answers on the comment box, just make an attempt on the question. Enjoy!

Suggestions!! Suggestions!! Suggestions!!

Hello #Everyone and good day to my lovely moderator.. And admin sir @Tynash

This is just a suggestion if it can be done.. Then it will make yocliq very interesting.. I wasnt tryna say it wasnt but if its added then it will be more suitable for users all over the world

1: Voice chat: its gonna be splindid if its added to yocliq chatting experience both for android and java devices...

2:Multiple photo post: as you can see, you cant make a multiple post at xame time.. It has to be added pls to post like 5 pics at xame post which will shows {5+} i know u understand

3: Group chat: i know its coming soon but its just a reminder.

4:Blocking: ppl are busy complening that if u block someone, u will end up blocking ur self

5:Active friends list/friend request: have to be added

6:Smiley/Emogies: on messaging someone u have to express ur feeling with smilies and emogy in the messeges but u cant pls but it for but android and java, i mean in the middle of texting Tnks

Sir @tynash, please verify this game. It's really interesting. Check it out. https://www.yocliq.com/games/p/riddles

Which country are you from?

@Cletus, HAPPY BIRTHDAY. Long live and properity. More calender to distroy in JESUS Name.

Sir @tynash! Please where can i see people that are online?

Sir @tynash! Please forgive @cletus. He will never go against you again. Please for GOD's sake. Give him last chance. Please!

Sir @tynash! Please where can i see people that are online?

Me I see one😉

#$T0R¥°_T!M£^

A Man absolutely hated his wife's cat so he decided to get rid of him
one day he took the cat in his car and drive him 20km blocks away from home and leaving him at the park

as the man drive home the cat was walking up his driveway back to the house which the man saw the cat in the house at surprised.

"HOW DID HE CAME BACK"

the next day he decided to drive the cat 40km blockway.
he but the beast out and headed home

again the cat followed his driveway.
there was the cat!!

He kept talking the cat further and further way and the cat would always beat him home.

"CHAII"

At last he decided to drive the cat a few miles away

[turn right, then left, past bridge, then right again,another right]

Until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there

Hours letter the man calls home to his wife

"Jen is the cat home?"

"Yes Why do you ask?" she answerd

[Urrgh!! Frustrated]

he answer "put the little bastard in the phone am lost and i need directions

This gender gan-sef nah whala gender e.g female, girl e.t.c

Deep fact

Deep fact

Me and @sparkle_timmy are no more enemies.

Me and @sparkle_timmy are no more enemies.

I now know Nigerian accent

Wow! I'm the number 1 user on #Explora with the highest level and the super star rank. Earned over 600,000 ecoins.

[fraustrated]

[sad]

@tynash. Everyone is trying to chase me away. No problem! I'll leave this site for you. Goodbye from YOCLIQ! Don't think i will just go like that oO. I will first do something terrible that will later on destroy this site.

Hello fanz[@JJTGG, @adekuga, @uniquegee, @rapid, @chiboy, @csi, @khadinghost, @masterkraft, @kubwakin, @rokie, and @karani ], how are you doing? Love you all! Especially my top fanz @karani @adekuga and @uniquegee

Yesterday, @timileyin told me that he will lie about me on yocliq. And he also said he will disgrace me because he said we should be dating, and i disagree. That's why he has been doing all this.

Everyone! Please what is going on, it's only my name i'm seeing in all post. What did i do to all of you. Because i don't understand again. Which account did i hack, and why is @timileyin lying. I'm not an hacker, and i have never hack an account before. Please can i leave this site? Because i'm fed up.

6 years > Facebook account for sales.any serious buyer DM me.@Karani,@Precious001,@Deskaro,@Evansp,@Adekuga......

Are you excited about the return of YoCliq?

• 90%
• Yes indeed

• 5%
• No, it's boring

• 5%
• None of the above

• Total votes: 20 · Final results