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A Man absolutely hated his wife's cat so he decided to get rid of him
one day he took the cat in his car and drive him 20km blocks away from home and leaving him at the park

as the man drive home the cat was walking up his driveway back to the house which the man saw the cat in the house at surprised.

"HOW DID HE CAME BACK"

the next day he decided to drive the cat 40km blockway.
he but the beast out and headed home

again the cat followed his driveway.
there was the cat!!

He kept talking the cat further and further way and the cat would always beat him home.

"CHAII"

At last he decided to drive the cat a few miles away

[turn right, then left, past bridge, then right again,another right]

Until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there

Hours letter the man calls home to his wife

"Jen is the cat home?"

"Yes Why do you ask?" she answerd

[Urrgh!! Frustrated]

he answer "put the little bastard in the phone am lost and i need directions