Read up and laugh out loud

(1) i cant stop laughing after my friend uses his last MB Download Iron man3 marvel studio.. Only to come and see a man named marvel ironing his cloth for 30min in a studio.

(2)yesterday i offend my mum, she starts beating me, then i pretend am dead, ehh she starts crying and regreting why she beat me, omo then she finds out am pretending. Chaii then she continue beating me.. 9ja mum no balance

(3)Hmm person died, you come dey gather cry, person wakes u gon dey run, my village ppl whats ur mission??

(4)if a man smoke is called smoKing. And if a woman smoke is called smoQueen. They will not teach u this at sch Lol

(5)pls guys stop dragging weed if u knew u cant handle it, now my frnd is busy explaining to his parent how he grew up an orphan. imagine

(6)i never know say high dey hight till when i use 3hrs 36min 5sec looking for my phone under bed using my phone torch i was lookin 4

(7)Maths be like A plane treveling north and wind blow am to west calculate the age of the pilot

Service jokes, copied from mah buddy

(1)hmm i lent credit from my mtn sim since 2014 and i refuse to pay back, the mtn agent have been giving me some unneccessary offer's so that if i put card, they will withdraw it, then i refuse to pay the 3k i borrowed, its about a decade now i have been ignoring them, hmm suddenly as we speak now, i got an sms message saying "Dear mumu customer, may thunder fire you there, ah swear we will meet in heaven, if u no pay, which kinda life be this one? Chaii we will track u down, i swear if catch you, your blood go dry" hahahaha yocliqers do u think i should pay back?

JOINT ADMISSITON AND MATRICULATION BOARD (JAMB) Utme examintation will starts on 19th of this month till 29th

So am here to wish my dearest buddy and friend @UniqueGee a best of luck in his utme examination on next saturday 20 april. In Modibbo adama university of technology (MAU TECH)

my friend @UniqueGee is soon to be a UNI Student please help me pray for him and the rest of the yocliqers writting jamb, best of all wishes

Hi yocliq am new pls i need followers