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1. My mum is cooking stew with the cock that have slept with all the hen in our area. As for me, i won't eat that fornicator..:joy::joy:
2. Ladies with gap teeth always apologise to there bf like this... "Baby i'm thorry, it vont haphen again..:joy::joy:
3. Who sold a calculator as an itel phone to my grandma at ikoto market today.... Una welldone oo..:joy::joy:
4. If money grows on trees in nigeria... Am fully sure nigerian ladies will be dating monkeys and birds...:joy::joy:
5. Marriage is like JAMB. You will admiring UNIBEN,UNILAG. But last last you will end up in KANOPOLY...:joy::joy:
6. Cøñdóms are for weak å$$ men. Real men $ëx quickly and pull out before HIV Notices...:joy::joy:

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I Come in peace:wink:. To the girls... Am sorry:joy:

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#KINGSAM
@Kingsam
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I wonder what the nepa agent will tell GOD On the judgement day because simple instruction..."Let there be light"... They can't obey

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:joy:Joke Time:joy:

Over 60 million churches in the the world are fighting against one man(satan). Ómó this satan strong oo..:joy::joy:

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#KINGSAM
@Kingsam
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Nah where i dey buy my fuel be this now...:joy:. If you need location.. Comment now coz nah #75 per litre:joy:

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#KINSAM
@Kingsam
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Lesson 1»
*TONIC SOLFA NOTATION*
The two established methods of writing down music on paper are the Solfa and Staff notation.
In this lesson we will learn about the tonic solfa notation.
TONIC SOLFA NOTATION: This is the method of writing musical sounds on paper using the tonic solfa notes; d r m f s l td'
Tonic solfa notation can also be said to be a system whereby syllabic names called solfa notes are used for sight singing and ear training.
The principle of the system is that each note of the scale is given an easily singable and the time values are shown by bar lines and dots thus:
Ex 1 | d: r: m |f: s:l | t: d:-||
In this method doh, ray ,me, fah, soh, lah,te, doh or d,r,m,f,s,l,t,d is given to notes of different sounds. The first note is low and the second gets higher so also the other notes.
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