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A Man was sitting on his couch in his house thinking about life, then boom!! Death came to him and said

"oga i think its about time, cuz your name is first on the list today so am going with you okay?"

the man: what? But i wasnt ready yet, i havent got childrens, i havent even got married and am still broke, i have alot of wishes i havent fufill

Death: am sorry but when the time comes, they is no waiting. Am going with you today their is nothing that can change that am sorry.

The man: okay before we go. Gimme a minute lemme prepare something for you, cuz its a long way from the above huh?

Death: i see, okay no p, but be fast

The man when to the kitchen and prepare a delicious food with drinks at the best as he could and put a sleeping pills in it.

with a smirk on his face be bring the food to death, and death washes his hand and chop the food like no tomorrow, he drink wella.

"I Think you're right its a long way from above" said the death

then he went asleep snurring loud, the man use that little advantage and took the list from his pocket and delete his name from top of the list and put it at the last

after a couples of minutes the death wakes up, he was happy about how the youngman treat him, with a smile he said

Death: wow am so happy about how you serve me and treated me like your guest and because of what u did, since you name is at the top, am gonna start my killing from the bottom

chaii the man fainted!!

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A girl missed her period 2 month ago, her mom took her to the clinic for pregnancy test of which it was positive. Embarrassed, her mom said,who is the pig that got you pregnant?, the girl picked up her phone and made a cell. An hour later,a young handsome man drove in ferrari to the girl house.
Good evening, the man greeted...Your daughter told of the problem in the house. i can't marry for now because of my family issues,but i promise i will take care of her for rest of her life and if she give birth to a girl, i promise to buy has a mansion, 2 jeeps and 1 million dollars. if it's a boy, i'll buy her houses in a country side, 5 jeeps, 2 big factories and 5 million dollars in her account. if it's twins, i'll do anything she asked. But if there's miscarrige,what do you suggest i do?

The girl father silently pat the young man on his shoulder and said, my son,if there is miscarriage,you'll sleep with her again

which country and state this man from

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Which of these will display "Hello World!" as output without any error?
a. <?php
$txt=hello world!
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b. <?php
$txt="world!";
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?>
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?>
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#Itz successful way»»» jokes and storys

A girl missed her period 2 month ago, her mom took her to the clinic for pregnancy test of which it was positive. Embarrassed, her mom said,who is the pig that got you pregnant?, the girl picked up her phone and made a cell. An hour later,a young handsome man drove in ferrari to the girl house.
Good evening, the man greeted...Your daughter told of the problem in the house. i can't marry for now because of my family issues,but i promise i will take care of her for rest of her life and if she give birth to a girl, i promise to buy has a mansion, 2 jeeps and 1 million dollars. if it's a boy, i'll buy her houses in a country side, 5 jeeps, 2 big factories and 5 million dollars in her account. if it's twins, i'll do anything she asked. But if there's miscarrige,what do you suggest i do?

The girl father silently pat the young man on his shoulder and said, my son,if there is miscarriage,you'll sleep with her again

which country and state this man from

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(1)hmm my roommate stole my gf`s number from my phone, that idiot is busy sending love messege to his sister

(2)hmm my landlord is busy calling me a thief just becuz i sanitize his chickens and quarantine them in my fridge

(3)you will never see african parent kissing or hugging inform of romance but boom! 12 childrens baba emeka how comes??

(4)if she cheats on you pls dont beat her just give her fake money to market they will beat her 4 u lolz

(5)david carry 3k enter boutique go test the trouser of 26k, now zip don spoil, as we speak na the shop wey he dey mop since morning

(6)have u noticed that after u finished scratchting ur itchy anus the devil will always whisper "now smell ur finger my child"

(7)bae i swear i love you, even if they ask me to choose between you and trip to america, i promise i will be thinking of you. in the plane

8, i remember when i was a kid i was dumb,i thought judges use to wear indomie in their head, but now that i grow up old i finally understand na spaghetti

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