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A Man was sitting on his couch in his house thinking about life, then boom!! Death came to him and said

"oga i think its about time, cuz your name is first on the list today so am going with you okay?"

the man: what? But i wasnt ready yet, i havent got childrens, i havent even got married and am still broke, i have alot of wishes i havent fufill

Death: am sorry but when the time comes, they is no waiting. Am going with you today their is nothing that can change that am sorry.

The man: okay before we go. Gimme a minute lemme prepare something for you, cuz its a long way from the above huh?

Death: i see, okay no p, but be fast

The man when to the kitchen and prepare a delicious food with drinks at the best as he could and put a sleeping pills in it.

with a smirk on his face be bring the food to death, and death washes his hand and chop the food like no tomorrow, he drink wella.

"I Think you're right its a long way from above" said the death

then he went asleep snurring loud, the man use that little advantage and took the list from his pocket and delete his name from top of the list and put it at the last

after a couples of minutes the death wakes up, he was happy about how the youngman treat him, with a smile he said

Death: wow am so happy about how you serve me and treated me like your guest and because of what u did, since you name is at the top, am gonna start my killing from the bottom

chaii the man fainted!!

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I meet some people here in novince and stil leaving them in novince but they was always active pls what exactly are u using your XP for? Pls let discuss this

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(1)hmm my roommate stole my gf`s number from my phone, that idiot is busy sending love messege to his sister

(2)hmm my landlord is busy calling me a thief just becuz i sanitize his chickens and quarantine them in my fridge

(3)you will never see african parent kissing or hugging inform of romance but boom! 12 childrens baba emeka how comes??

(4)if she cheats on you pls dont beat her just give her fake money to market they will beat her 4 u lolz

(5)david carry 3k enter boutique go test the trouser of 26k, now zip don spoil, as we speak na the shop wey he dey mop since morning

(6)have u noticed that after u finished scratchting ur itchy anus the devil will always whisper "now smell ur finger my child"

(7)bae i swear i love you, even if they ask me to choose between you and trip to america, i promise i will be thinking of you. in the plane

8, i remember when i was a kid i was dumb,i thought judges use to wear indomie in their head, but now that i grow up old i finally understand na spaghetti

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A proffessor studying psychology went to a psychatric hospital for the first time.

His mission was to know how mad people get well and study their behaviour whether the medicine that the psychatrist are giving them are working or not so they may need change

as he enter the hospital he have a couple of words with the psychatrist and he insisted that he wants to know how do they know if a mad man gets well?.

they toke him to the room him where all mad ppl are and they bring a big board with a car drawing on it.

after the mad people saw it they started rushing to enter the car drawed.

the proff was shocked after he see one mad man aside smilling at those one rushing to enter the car.

the proff. Smile and said wow we got a healed one there i think the medicine is working but lets ask him first to confirm

"Hey why didnt u go and enter that car?"

the madman smile and said "let them go and be rushing and pushing each other they are not going anyhwere cuz i got the CAR KEY

the proff fainted.

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"Learning a lesson and late in the position is best and ever great achievement || But using idea or fake content and be fast in the position is the best mistake u ever made,, coz


1. The person that learn it, wil be it own but you using idea or fake content is not your own becoz u didn't suffer for it and every lesson have challenge.


2. The person that use idea for solving it is not every angle you will touch, but the person that wait to learn it wil be teach every angle. And this wil make him/her to late in the position


3. Long term position wil be the person that wait for learning coz he/she wil not face any challenge again, But the short term position wil be the person faking and using idea coz it wil be facing challenges becoz he didn't face it when he/she is copyright someone content.

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?>
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?>
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?>
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REASON WHY SOME PEOPLE DON'T GREET ELDERS IN THEIR VILLAGE
Some village old women are too much. just greet an old women and she will tell u story of your generations......

"good morning maama"
old woman: "good morning" is this not chinedu the son of ebuka the man who raped two girls before getting married to chioma the daughter of palm wine seller who fell from a palm tree while staring at the buttocks of nannozi the the village famous prostitute who aborted sixteen pregnancies before getting married to Buchi the musoga from the neighbouring village....... is it not your grandfather mzie katende that died of madness!!!!....eh..... so you have grown so big now.... very wonderful

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